Crazy (FICTION)

You think I'm crazy? What do you know?

You could hardly tell a pigeon from a crow.

Besides, lots of people sing in the snow. 

I dance to the beat of my own drum; what else is new?

If anything, I suggest you do it, too.

Might lend a different perspective to you.

Yeah, yeah; I already know what you'll say to that.

But you're as narrow as a cat;

Your life akin to a senseless mat. 

Go on, then, live life to the full and be merry. 

Who cares that you're a bit too hairy?

Me? I'll take a Bloody Mary.